HOCKEY is better than sex

10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS.

9. THE PUCK IS ALWAYS HARD

8. THE PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT IS REUSABLE.

7. IT LASTS A FULL HOUR

6. YOU KNOW YOU ARE FINISHED WHEN THE BUZZER SOUNDS.

5. YOUR PARENTS CHEER  WHEN YOU SCORE.

4. A 2 ON 1 OR 3 ON 1 IS NOT UNCOMMON

3. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY.

2. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT AT LEAST TWICE A WEEK.

1. PERIODS ONLY LAST 20 MINUTES.